My money is too hardly worked for to just throw away on rubbish like these.

I think the old vintage bootleg figures were better 🙁

True. Very true.

Carrot Top’s act was over with quickly as far as I’m concerned – what he was doing is what Rip Taylor had been doing for years (prop jokes). Even in Rip’s hilarious cameo in “Things Are Tough All Over” (Cheech & Chong’s I think 3rd or 4th film).

However, his cameo on Reno 911 during season 3 I believe was hysterical – throwing all his hotel furniture, gift baskets and everything over the balcony and into the pool. The manager calling and offering him a free continental breakfast, anything to get him to stop LOL. When he finally steps downstairs, I barely recognized him. His hotel tantrum might be true in the future, he looks like he’s on steroids. No way he can go from shrimp to buff like that all by himself!

Not that it’s been confirmed, and I don’t know how I’d feel outside of Tim Curry doing it, but Carrot Top is rumored to audition for Pennywise in the long-awaited NON PG-13 version of Stephen King’s “IT”. By this point, I don’t care who plays it, just film it. I’ve read the novel a dozen times already, and they better make it a 2-parter like they said!

If there’s one thing I want to see on film is that little b*stard of an animal torturer, sociopath and solipsist, Patrick Hockstetter, finally get his from Pennywise. He was a minor character, one of Henry, the main bully’s little “henchmen”, but had a side-chapter in the novel all to himself. Jihad on anyone who stores puppies or kittens in an old fridge at the dump, I’d kill him myself and inform the 5-0 that a bigger dog done it.

And definitely not that picture of Master Luminara on the cardback’s back!

Sweet dreams are made of….

Well, not THIS.

This is the legendary Obie-One Kenobee.

Same difference, really. Any licensed toy dealer in Mogadishu will tell you that.

Not even their comeback single “I Saved The World Today”.

Even an Annie Lennox ballad couldn’t save this figure.

This is Epic Fail on a massive scale. Like, “Carrot Top gets his own Hollywood starring role” Fail. Seriously, this isn’t a $1 line of Chinese knockoffs sold in Bangkok sidewalk kiosks. How can quality control drop the ball like this on a global toy giant’s Lucasfilm product?